Victoria Beckham

The air smells of wet wool, spoiled kippers, and soccer socks. Beg pardon. Football socks. Stinky Spice.

Kim Cattrall

Skunk in the City. Get a whiff of horse sweat, camel spit, and motorcycle grease. What do they all have in common? The Ride.

Keanu Reeves

Sure his acting stinks, but he can't help that. Did anyone even see Constanktine? His personal funk? Dude, they've made dramatic improvements in deodorants. Never mind hot and cold running water. I'm picking up french fry grease, clove cigarettes, and chianti.

Felicity Huffman

I'm desperate for air when I see this one. Green cottage cheese, bologna, and peppermint schnapps.

Josh Holloway

I'm picking up tuna fish, manure, and schlitz. Dude, take your funk and get Lost.

Anthony LaPaglia

There's no way this guy could be lost Without a Trace, because his stink would give him away. Salami, sweaty fourth-day-in-a-row muscle T-shirt, and espresso breath.

Colin Farrell

When Irish Eyes Are Smelling. Like cigarettes, guinness, jameson's, harp, miscellaneous cheap perfumes (all at the same time), and soccer sweat.

Owen Wilson

The Royal Stinkin'bomb. This dude gives off burnt chocolate, dirty socks, and rubbing alcohol. And that's on a good day.

Marg Helgenberger

Another crime against humanity, the stench of broccoli-cheese soup, scotch, and rancid olive oil. With a sprinkling of shower-to-shower.

Anne Heche

There's something alien about the way this one smells. Bourbon, peroxide, clown white, and cumin. A stinkfest.