Billy Bob Thornton

A classic stinker. Think Billy Bob Thornton and you’ve got skunked beer, sweat, and dried pee.

Russell Crowe & Danielle Spencer

Another pair of stinkmates. We’ve got spilt Guinness, stinky sweaty socks, and stale cigs. And let’s throw in a little burnt shrimp on the barbie.

Pamela Anderson

As Kid Rock’s stinkmate, Pamela Anderson emits the odors of stale cigarettes, scotch, and crotch.

Lindsay Lohan

The young try to grow up much too fast. That’s why she reeks of Love’s Baby Soft, cigarettes, and mojito puke.

Madonna

Uh. Duh. I wonder what's smellier: her hairy armpits or her performance in Swept Away?

Kid Rock

Oily hair, skanky women, budweiser, and 3 day old sex. And those are the good smells coming off his body.

Camryn Manheim

Ms. Manhands looks like she smells like old cigars and patchoulli.

Tyne Daly

Cagney and Lacey? Try Gagney and Pastey. Cuz that's the taste in my mouth when I think of how much she must reek.

Ethan Hawke

You just know this dude is a stinker. And it doesn't make your idea of him any better when you think of him chomping down on his teammate's ass meat after the plane crash in the Andes either.

Welcome to Celebrity Stinker

You may not know them personally. You may not even have the sense of smell. But there is no doubt they are stinkers. No, we don't have hard proof. But we have eyes and we have hunches. And they don't lie.