Naomi Campbell

Mmmm, mmmm, bad. Smell that is. Pancake makeup, halitosis, and hair-straightening solution. Definitely a bad call, and I ain't talking about on a cell phone.

Sanjaya Malakar

He smells like loss, baby, he smells like loss.

Tara Reid

She even disgusts herself. Summer's Eve, Pssssst, Shower to Shower, all combining to form one sweet stinkbomb that can't mask her grungy funk.

Justine Bateman

Seems Justine Bateman has taken herself out of mothballs, but she should have showered before going back to work. On top of the mothballs, add moose musk and onions.

Lisa Edelstein

Take a sniff. Coconut oil, salami, and cabbage. Get that stink outta my House!

Kevin Federline

This guy can't catch a break. But he can sure catch flies. They're the only thing swooning for his aroma of sour milk, beef jerky, and bargain bin bourbon.

Daniel Craig

Look at his face. This guy can even smell himself. Sour milk, toe jam, and sausage. Next Bond remake? The Spy Who Smelled Me.

Marc Anthony

Come on. Just look at him. Can't you smell it? Mildew, flop sweat, and burritos. Maybe he should try wearing some of his wife's perfume.

Steve Van Zandt

This meatball smells like, well, old meatballs. With a little Brylcreem, some EVOO, and chianti. At least he cleans up for the E Street Band...nevermind.

Eddie Murphy

This guy has had to sweat out his share of controversy, but he could have taken a shower afterwards. Giving off the odor of gerbil funk, baby oil, and shalomar (and we ain't talking about the perfume).