Steve Van Zandt

This meatball smells like, well, old meatballs. With a little Brylcreem, some EVOO, and chianti. At least he cleans up for the E Street Band...nevermind.

Eddie Murphy

This guy has had to sweat out his share of controversy, but he could have taken a shower afterwards. Giving off the odor of gerbil funk, baby oil, and shalomar (and we ain't talking about the perfume).

Jackie Chan

He's praised for performing his own stunts and reviled for producing his own stink. Cat spray, sour milk, and shrimp. Forget about kicking ass, trying cleaning it.

Sean Penn

What a mess. Smell the King's Men. Cigarettes, whiskey, crusty underwear, and baked bean bellowing.

Tom Skerritt

Another guy with a gas problem, but this one's a burper. Bologna, feta cheese, and beer. Did you see him fall in the pool on Brothers and Sisters? That little girl pushed him! Anything to try to wash that smell out of his mouth.

Jorja Fox

How much does this one stink? Well, art imitates life. Her CSI peer, after being beaten to a pulp and with eyes swollen shut, identified her on the show by her SMELL! Belly button lint, whiskey, and dog musk. She even looks disgusted by her own armpit stench.

Victoria Beckham

The air smells of wet wool, spoiled kippers, and soccer socks. Beg pardon. Football socks. Stinky Spice.

Kim Cattrall

Skunk in the City. Get a whiff of horse sweat, camel spit, and motorcycle grease. What do they all have in common? The Ride.

Keanu Reeves

Sure his acting stinks, but he can't help that. Did anyone even see Constanktine? His personal funk? Dude, they've made dramatic improvements in deodorants. Never mind hot and cold running water. I'm picking up french fry grease, clove cigarettes, and chianti.

Felicity Huffman

I'm desperate for air when I see this one. Green cottage cheese, bologna, and peppermint schnapps.

Josh Holloway

I'm picking up tuna fish, manure, and schlitz. Dude, take your funk and get Lost.

Anthony LaPaglia

There's no way this guy could be lost Without a Trace, because his stink would give him away. Salami, sweaty fourth-day-in-a-row muscle T-shirt, and espresso breath.

Colin Farrell

When Irish Eyes Are Smelling. Like cigarettes, guinness, jameson's, harp, miscellaneous cheap perfumes (all at the same time), and soccer sweat.

Owen Wilson

The Royal Stinkin'bomb. This dude gives off burnt chocolate, dirty socks, and rubbing alcohol. And that's on a good day.

Marg Helgenberger

Another crime against humanity, the stench of broccoli-cheese soup, scotch, and rancid olive oil. With a sprinkling of shower-to-shower.

Anne Heche

There's something alien about the way this one smells. Bourbon, peroxide, clown white, and cumin. A stinkfest.