Naomi Campbell

Mmmm, mmmm, bad. Smell that is. Pancake makeup, halitosis, and hair-straightening solution. Definitely a bad call, and I ain't talking about on a cell phone.

Sanjaya Malakar

He smells like loss, baby, he smells like loss.

Tara Reid

She even disgusts herself. Summer's Eve, Pssssst, Shower to Shower, all combining to form one sweet stinkbomb that can't mask her grungy funk.

Justine Bateman

Seems Justine Bateman has taken herself out of mothballs, but she should have showered before going back to work. On top of the mothballs, add moose musk and onions.