Take a sniff. Coconut oil, salami, and cabbage. Get that stink outta my House!
Kevin Federline
This guy can't catch a break. But he can sure catch flies. They're the only thing swooning for his aroma of sour milk, beef jerky, and bargain bin bourbon.
Daniel Craig
Look at his face. This guy can even smell himself. Sour milk, toe jam, and sausage. Next Bond remake? The Spy Who Smelled Me.
Marc Anthony
Come on. Just look at him. Can't you smell it? Mildew, flop sweat, and burritos. Maybe he should try wearing some of his wife's perfume.
Steve Van Zandt
This meatball smells like, well, old meatballs. With a little Brylcreem, some EVOO, and chianti. At least he cleans up for the E Street Band...nevermind.
Eddie Murphy
This guy has had to sweat out his share of controversy, but he could have taken a shower afterwards. Giving off the odor of gerbil funk, baby oil, and shalomar (and we ain't talking about the perfume).
Jackie Chan
He's praised for performing his own stunts and reviled for producing his own stink. Cat spray, sour milk, and shrimp. Forget about kicking ass, trying cleaning it.
Sean Penn
What a mess. Smell the King's Men. Cigarettes, whiskey, crusty underwear, and baked bean bellowing.
Tom Skerritt
Another guy with a gas problem, but this one's a burper. Bologna, feta cheese, and beer. Did you see him fall in the pool on Brothers and Sisters? That little girl pushed him! Anything to try to wash that smell out of his mouth.
Jorja Fox
How much does this one stink? Well, art imitates life. Her CSI peer, after being beaten to a pulp and with eyes swollen shut, identified her on the show by her SMELL! Belly button lint, whiskey, and dog musk. She even looks disgusted by her own armpit stench.
Victoria Beckham
The air smells of wet wool, spoiled kippers, and soccer socks. Beg pardon. Football socks. Stinky Spice.
Kim Cattrall
Skunk in the City. Get a whiff of horse sweat, camel spit, and motorcycle grease. What do they all have in common? The Ride.
Keanu Reeves
Sure his acting stinks, but he can't help that. Did anyone even see Constanktine? His personal funk? Dude, they've made dramatic improvements in deodorants. Never mind hot and cold running water. I'm picking up french fry grease, clove cigarettes, and chianti.
Felicity Huffman
I'm desperate for air when I see this one. Green cottage cheese, bologna, and peppermint schnapps.
Anthony LaPaglia
There's no way this guy could be lost Without a Trace, because his stink would give him away. Salami, sweaty fourth-day-in-a-row muscle T-shirt, and espresso breath.
Colin Farrell
When Irish Eyes Are Smelling. Like cigarettes, guinness, jameson's, harp, miscellaneous cheap perfumes (all at the same time), and soccer sweat.
Owen Wilson
The Royal Stinkin'bomb. This dude gives off burnt chocolate, dirty socks, and rubbing alcohol. And that's on a good day.
Marg Helgenberger
Another crime against humanity, the stench of broccoli-cheese soup, scotch, and rancid olive oil. With a sprinkling of shower-to-shower.
Anne Heche
There's something alien about the way this one smells. Bourbon, peroxide, clown white, and cumin. A stinkfest.
Ty Pennington
This guy's good deeds can bring tears to your eyes, but unfortunately so can his rank odor. Acetone, turpentine, and sardines. I think somebody is in need of an Extreme Makeover.
David Caruso
With his look of perpetual constipation, you know this guy has to be passing some killer gas. And the whiskey and ben-gay? it ain't gonna mask the fumes. Crime Stink Investigation.
Jason Giambi
This dripping mess of a meathead smells like perspiration, sweat, funk...you get the picture. The only thing bigger than the BO he gives off is his oversized head.
Larry King
Can you smell it? Liverwurst and scotch. Plus shoe polish for the appropriate hair sheen.
Janice Dickinson
Does botox have a scent? If it does, you know she smells like she rolled in it. Add a dash of pancake makeup, a smidge of silly putty, and a dollop of spackle, and she is the model of stinkdom.
Howie Mandel
Smell or No Smell? Oh, yes, smell indeed. Like latex gloves, low tide, and Aqua Velva. Smell Elsewhere, please.
Kathryn Morris
This star of Cold Case could use a hot shower to rid herself of the stench of stilton cheese and burnt coffee. And don't forget the rat poison to kill whatever might be living in her rat's nest of a hairdo.
Nicollette Sheridan and Michael Bolton
Another pair of stinkmates. Tequila, hamburger grease, and rogaine.
Willie Nelson
One strand of Willie's nappy horse hair would make you higher than a kite. He reeks of pot and cheetos fingers.
Dennis Rodman
His autobiography? I Should Be Dead By Now. His stink? I've Been Dead in a Hot, Musty Motel Room for a Long Time. This dude's funk is a personal foul.
Paris Hilton
A stench has her debutainted. Chihuahua breath, gin, and medicinal salve. Keep your distance.
Christina Aguilera
This little lady put the double-R in Dirrty. Popcorn grease, dog musk, and ammonia. Move It...to the showers.
Steve-O
What doesn't this "jackass" smell like. If you saw the episode where he pierced his buttcheeks together, you would say it was "intelligence".
Juliette Lewis
This pothead smells like Mary Jane and a shot of Jagermeister shoved down the toilet. That's a Natural Born Killer.
Woody Harrelson
This guy may not have irritable bowel syndrome, but his gas problem is irritating to us. For someone who cares so much about the environment, he manages to pollute the air of every room he enters. Natural Airborne Killer.
Whitney Houston
Houston, we have a problem. And it smells like sulfur, spoiled chicken, and Thunderbird. Who needs a Bodyguard when know one wants to be within 10 feet of your stank?
Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris invented the word stink by roundhousing a skunk in a dumpster. An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. That pretty much sums up his aroma.
David Spade
This dude has to be a magician, because it sure ain't his smell casting a spell on the ladies. Bologna, coffee breath, and ink from the pages of playboy magazine. Just cinch it.
Holly Hunter
Since winning the Oscar for The Piano, her sense of style seems a bit out of tune. Could that be gangrenous finger stumps, dried bra sweat, and garlic I smell?
Nicole Richie
I'm sensing bulimic barf, cat spray, and olive oil. You want The Simple Life? Eat something and take a shower.
Angelina Jolie
Yeah, she’s beautiful, but after all that time in Africa? I’m thinking elephant piss, monkey spew, and pitt balls. Not necessarily in that order.
Rosie O'Donnell
From her View she thinks her grooming habits are up to snuff. But from where I'm standing, her B.O. is in A League of Her Own
Jack Nicholson
Smells like 3 day old vomit he rolled in two days ago, bourbon, and spicy fries. Looks like it too. And, of course, ciggies.
Mickey Rourke
This odor bomb is comprised of a cocktail of cigarettes soaking in a jar of water, old spice, 5 day old men's pee stained and skid marked underwear (but not his because Mickey goes commando), and cheap scotch. Put on the map for his role in 9 1/2 weeks, that was actually the last time this guy took a shower. And Sin City...try Stink City.
Harrison Ford
Life has not been kind to dear old Han. Get a whiff of Ally McBroads, booze, and bratwurst.
Viggo Mortensen
He may look good ladies, but this dude's stench will hit you with the smell of old meat and whiskey.
Jessica Simpson
Textbook case of smelly feet and wicked wretched breath masked with fruit flavored lip gloss.
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